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Looking for a unique way to brighten someone's day? Try sending them a singing telegram.

Lorre Diamond is a performance artist and creative director who has been performing telegrams in offices, restaurants, homes, bowling alleys, parking lots, football fields and practically everywhere else throughout Miami, Portland. OR and Southwest Florida for more than 20 years. She is now using her unique talents to serve the Asheville area.

Lorre performs her telegrams for any occasion or no occasion at all and can help you and your loved ones celebrate a birthday, anniversary, retirement, graduation, divorce, wedding or thank you, as well as Mothers and Fathers Day.

She also has a cast of characters she can call upon at a moment's notice to put a smile on anyone's face. There's Witty Nurse Charlotte, New York Broadway Baby, Stupid Computer Repair Woman Ms. Memory, Irate Customer, Spacey Reckless Driver, The Oh-So-Alert IRS Agent, The Pregnant One-Night Stand, Penny the Pleading Pizza Delivery Woman and The Unqualified Job Applicant. Special requests are also welcome.

Call 697-3664 or 239-229-4939.